Death Before Decaf – Unisex T-Shirt For those who take their coffee black and their mornings darker. The Death Before Decaf tee features a skeletal reaper mid-sip, flames rising behind him, mug steaming like it was brewed in the underworld. It’s caffeine worship with a death metal twist—perfect for anyone who’d rather face eternal damnation than drink weak coffee. Printed on a soft, breathable unisex shirt, this piece is built for comfort but designed to raise eyebrows. Whether you’re grinding beans or souls, this tee keeps you caffeinated, cursed, and ready for chaos.
Why You’ll Love This:
- You’re drawn to art that’s disturbing, beautiful, and impossible to ignore.
- You love turning heads with designs that tell a story.
- You appreciate wearable art that blends comfort with chaos.
- You believe horror should be wearable, cinematic, and a little unhinged.
- You want a piece that screams October all year long.
- You know Dead Thread Collective doesn’t do basic - and neither do you.
Product Features:
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity
- Crafted without side seams for reduced fabric waste and enhanced style
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture and color
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for utmost comfort
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
